Just the Facts: Questions and Answers

"It was about 1972 and I looked around, and I thought, every comedian is political, every joke is related to politics or war and everybody looks the same. I thought it was time for a change. So I went in my own natural direction, which was really a theoretical excuse for what I was doing anyway. I went to a kind of absurdity. It's almost like someone had to act stupid for everyone else. I was dying for their sins of seriousness." - Steve Martin, 2000

Here are both Questions and Answers that haven't been answered elsewhere on this site. Both in no particular order. And to make it fun, it's your job to match them up.


Questions
a.	What's Steve's religion?
b.	Does Steve have any brothers or sisters?
c.	Has Steve been married before Anne Stringfield?
d.	What's Steve's sexual orientation?
e.	How much does Steve weigh?
f.	Where can I send a note to Steve proclaiming my undying love for him?
g.	Where did Steve go to school?
h.	How tall is Steve?
i.	What instrument does Steve play?
j.	What's Steve's real name?
k.	Does Steve post on the message board?
l.	Where was Steve born?
m.	When is Steve's birthday?
n.	Is Steve married?


Answers
1.	Stephen Martin
2.	Yes, to Victoria Tennant. Divorced in 1994.
3.	Yes, to Anne Stringfield.
4.	179 pounds
5.	August 14, 1945
6.	One sister, Melinda
7.	Waco, Texas
8.	Steve Martin, P.O. Box 929, Beverly Hills, CA, 90213
9.	Not gay!
10.	Six feet tall
11.	Five-string banjo
12.	No
13.	Not Mormon!
14.	Long Beach State College, majoring in philosophy

If you're really stuck, maybe this will help:

a=13, b=6, c=2, d=9, e=4, f=8, g=14, h=10, i=11, j=1, k=12, l=7, m=5, n=3

If you don't see what you're looking for here, the Message Board is a good place to turn for information. Not guaranteed accurate information, but information all the same.

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